Month: November 2004

  • Merriam-Webster's Words of the Year 2004

    Based on your online lookups, the #1 Word of the Year for 2004 was


    Blog noun [short for Weblog] (1999) : a Web site that contains an online personal journal with reflections, comments, and often hyperlinks provided by the writer
    Click on each of the other words in the Top Ten List for their definitions in the Merriam-Webster Online Dictionary:
     2.  incumbent
     3.  electoral
     4.  insurgent
     5.  hurricane
     6.  cicada
     7.  peloton : noun (1951) : the main body of riders in a bicycle race
     8.  partisan
     9.  sovereignty
    10. defenestration

    Funny.  There's still a month left in 2004.  I think I'll click on 'insurgent' a few hundred thousand times and ruin their headlines.

  • I got to Dreamland cemetery after dark yesterday.  I drove deep into the heart of it and then ran a short distance only since the gates to the cemetery would lock in less than half an hour.  After the run, I drank a customary beer atop a hill overlooking the City of the Dead  ( = Cleveland, what did you think, that I was talking about the cemetery?! ).  What a solemn moment that was: I’ve never been more alone in my life.  I got the gatekeeper to re-open the gates he was shutting just as I arrived to leave.  My life lately has seemed to consist of a lot of such close calls.  I must remember to buy the gatekeeper a little something for the holidays.  Unless in the meantime he locks me in.

  • 16 miles ran in the last 3 days.   Sore .  Achy.   Sniffly.  Had a sore throat cold Friday night, but drank a quart of orange juice throughout the night and shook it off by morning.  


     


    I yearn to sleep.  Rest.  Forget the pain.


     



     


    Or fly.  Fly like a dragon.  And smote my enemies with flaming tongue and evil eye.

  • Dear John,


    I think if you don't take hard pornography off of Featured Content then the internet pornography industry will sooner or later come after you.  Why?  Because, from what I've seen, 98% of the posted hard pornography here has been lifted from pornographic sites that are VERY covetous of their copyrights and they come down hard with their lawyers on image thieves.  Imagine Xanga becoming a Featured Porno-fest: all the top 20 Featured Sites always remain a revolving fest of mostly pilfered pornography.  Hey, then if I want my fill of lasciviousness, why would I go anywhere to pay for it?  Fuck the pay-for porno sites--Xanga is better than them because it has their best images for free. Word gets around the internet porno community.  First, a buzz, then a roar: Xanga's the Napster of Hardness.   95% of your new subscribers become just those previous pay-for-ers now seeking illegally-posted freebies. The rush to (and from) Xanga becomes comparable to The Gold Rush in the ole West.  You experience HUGE bandwidth drains (oh, sorry if your ISP bill just went through the roof) as you get inundated with mega-hits wanting the great free stuff.  hrmmm...great for the consumer.  Thanks for the gift.  Sorry if you get it up the ass with a lawsuit. But that's just you, not me.


    So...that's not really a rosy scenario for you. So you clean up Featured Content instead.  The pornographers would mess with you if you're Featuring their stuff, but they ain't going to bother with single sites in Xanga's backwaters.  Featured (stolen) pornography = xxTARGETxx ; unfeatured =small fry. 


    "But," Ms. xxCharmedCuntxx objects, "all my shots (she thinks to herself "cum" while saying this) were of myself and my friends.  They were all original and amateur and artistically done."  And she's right.  But how could you possibly make the distinction?  Fact is that 98% of it is reposted-stolen.  She's the 2% minority.  Sex looks like sex.  She takes the hit with the other 98% by not getting Featured.  Life's hard. So is pornography. 


    Hard pornography must be your target.  Or you will become its industry’s target.  Xanga is already too huge to ignore.  If, by doing nothing except Featuring (!), Xanga collectively ends up usurping a part of its turf (however small, still  = big $$), be sure to retain the best lawyers in New York.

  • Don't like the big   e - l - o - n - g - a - t - e - d   comment box that was begifted you along with the 'comment pics'? 


    Copy the previous into your "Input your own Header HTML" section.


    And if you're using a "Custom Header" now (no banner) and don't want simply to abandon it by switching to this "Input your own Header HTML" route to reduce the comment box, you can play with the font, font sizes, colors, and text in the example below (first part) to reproduce your current custom header.  Copy/paste all into "Input your own Header HTML".  This will allow you to recreate your header AND reduce the comment box size.




    And here's an unrelated editing tip for IE users:  Want an easier way to create hyperlinks than using xTools?


    First, highlight your text:   genius    ...and then hit Ctrl-K and create your link:   genius  


  • After a 7 mile Dreamland thanksgiving run, tipping a brew, here's to you, and you, and you!




  • Woke up to oil trails in the driveway. Iridescent puddles at this point under the onslaught of a non-accumulating thanksgiving snow shower. Checked my engine: oh man—oil all over the engine block.. My only hope—a leaking oil filter.  Torqued the filter right: it turned 2 revolutions to tighten back down. *fingers crossed*


     



     


     


    Heard yesterday, Robin Meade on CNN Morning’s Show: “Do you think you can go cold turkey on overeating on Thanksgiving?”  Her self follow-up: “Fat chance!”


     


    I’m psyching myself to run this afternoon.  It’s 34 degrees now, winds about 15 mph, gusting to 28 for a wind chill of 22 degrees.  Oh yeah, the snow flurries.  I’m actually hoping for a total whiteout in Dreamland by time I get there. Looking forward to wildly-thrashing crystals melting in my eyes: a nearly silent movie that induces nature’s contact tears.


     


    A couple of years ago I spent the holidays in Central America.  Third World stuff.  Upon returning to the U.S., my first shocking impression was how many truly obese people there are in America.  It struck me that I hadn’t seen a truly obese person since I had left the States.  And then, upon returning, seeing so many so quickly:  ...such an appalling contrast.


     


    But I’m one who believes that feelings of revulsion are often a lack of compassionate understanding (NOT acceptance, understanding).  So I began to ponder: “What dynamic could  be at work in America to account for such a stark difference between peoples of two economically-distinct societies?”


     


    I’ve a thought.  A reflection.  And it’s this: 


     


    The gift of food, by nature, engenders thankfulness.  Food begs to be given to bind us as community.  I repeat: food begs to be given to bind us as community. 


     


    In Third World countries, where nearly all resources are scarce, food too, is precious, even in meager quantities.  And its gift or provision is readily appreciated since the difference between acceptance and non-receipt can, and sometimes does, border as direct pathways to life or death.  In other words, even a little gift or provision of food is beneficent, thankfulness is readily evident, yet obesity is as scarce as the food itself.


     


    In advanced countries of relative plenty such as America, there are scarcities, but food is generally abundant.  And so we eat.  And eat.  And eat.  But do we do so simply because we’re pigs?  Or do we, too, have an innate penchant to give and give thanks for food? 


     


    If the latter, our relative overabundance diminishes the opportunity for thanksgiving IF all we do is consume to a level of basic healthy sustenance.  There’s a food inflation: its excess makes it worth less, that is, it's less appreciable.  If all we as Americans would do is eat to a point of sustainability just beyond starvation (all of us muscled, svelte, slender), ‘gifts of food’ (or other forms of its provision) would abound at levels far beyond anything ever before encountered and yet generally be met with a “No thanks.”  Food would lose a lot of its appeal.  And, with that, its ability to bind community together would diminish.  Granted, in such an instance, if we, as a society, had some other force in place to bind us as a community—as a surrogate for the role of food—say, a vision that a race of slender beings is an absolute prerequisite to conquering known alien civilizations (wtf?!),  then we could yet tie society together without the traditional role of food to bind us. Let food inflate itself through ubiquitousness to virtual inutility!  Who cares?  But let the like-mind of becoming lithesome cosmos-conquerors propel us onwards!


     


    But.  That ain’t the case. Food is society’s paste.  But we must understand that food is no longer something most of us as farmers or hunters or scavengers produce for ourselves.  We can no longer be thankful with our own reaping hands, under both the provisions and onslaughts of nature, for its vicarious presence.  Food is a market.  We obtain it in a robust marketplace.  And thus, the law of supply states that, if it is overabundant, it must be cheap.  And cheap means it becomes a pasty water, or a watery paste binding, at best.


     


    So how in a market of overabundance can a society make food ‘dear’ again and restore its (thankful) societal function as the paste that binds?  Increase demand!  And that means: heighten your appetite.  Eat more and more and more until it hurts.  But, then, you see, the expanding gargantuan body yearns for more and more the next time around.  Hugeness begets a feeling of genuine hunger once again.  The inutility of an excess of food deflates to meet a rising gluttonous demand.  The quest to satisfy our pyramiding demand makes us thankful for what we increasingly have!  With obesity, we not only put it on, we become a glued-together society once again.  Of course, as such, unless we’re all Jabba the Hutts,



    we’ll never have a rat’s fat-ass chance (fat chance?!) to conquer the cosmos anytime soon.  (With increasing body weight comes increasing payloads, and unfortunately, even in advanced industrial countries, space propellants and interstellar cargo space both still remain scarce.)


     


    p.s:  as a follow-up to this, I offer this rephrased-but-remembered Cold War observation of libertarian Karl Hess (which I read in Playboy as a kid): "Go ahead and let Russia invade the United States.  At the time the first Russian tanks roll up to the first McDonald's franchise amidst the blocks of New York City, they'll stop dead in their tracks.  Fast-food will accomplish what diplomacy couldn't."

  • If you found all prospects for physical intimacy cast far over the horizon, and distancing even as you reflect, would you:


     


    1)      writhe periodically in sexual ecstasy just thinking about that special 'someone',


     


    2)      suck it up decisively like Chuck Norris, Texas Ranger, spit out ‘enough’ and go out kicking-ass sans whatever and all-tough,


     


    3)      harness the tornado of one’s emotions procreatively into a lush sublimate of tender prose/poetry,


     


    4)  merely reflect that this is deja vu all over again,


     


    5)  punish your selfbody subliminally for being such a dreamy lunatic in the first place, or


     


    6)      love the drug you're with ?

  • xangaprofileys


     


    If you haven’t already, check out Marc’s post on the impending graphical comment innovation.  And, as he suggests, see it for yourself: http://beta.xanga.com/private/home.aspx


     


    Here are a few of my thoughts on the likely consequences of this implementation:


     


    Many will hide mini-pics on comments on their blogs (an option) after getting ‘mooned’ by an ass with an alias.


     


    Some will believe that they’re bestowing a favor upon others by sowing about thumbnails of exposed body parts.


     


    At least one sex-cult blog will arise and become popular that encourages or even only allows comments with exposed body part mini-pics.


     


    You will probably be getting more comments as many, many bloggers will get personal positive feedback from seeing their mini-me’s decorate your posts.


     


    Especially when time is short, fewer comments will be all-around read, more pics will be visually scanned: remember, a pic is worth 1138 words (inflation index applied to words since xanga went public in 1999).


     


    Some joker will establish multiple blogs with playing card profiles and play poker on your post.


     


    Some other smarty-pants innovator will have multiple profile pics consisting of giant letter A, B+, B-,...F  ‘s and decide that this is a great way to give you a grade.  Same goes for scale of “1 to 10”.


     


    Someone who’s very creative will go to the effort to create a whole set of self-expressive profileys (laughing, crying, hitting head against wall, saluting, etc.) and make it a point to leave you the one that best expresses how they are feeling at the moment.


     


    Vanity will reign as propzers start leaving comments like: “hey random propz. check out  my new ______ (haircut, dress, car, etc.) with a profile pic depicting the item of no interest to you.


     


    Some bloggers who regularly acknowledge their commenters will begin doing so by re-posting collages ( a ‘group’ shot) of their commenters’ mini-pics. (I was wondering about writing a script to do this.)


     


    And finally, my favorite:  “Friends of Ronnie” (blackcat69) will finally be able to share spontaneously in their uncanny juvenile visual similarity.  Many will respond with little black pussycat profileys to honor Ronnie!

  • I’m moved.


     


    To de-sexualize.


     


    This blog.  My life.  Our world.


     


    Not ‘opting-out’.


     


    Just returning to my long-neglected psychic legacy.


     


    Not un-passionate, but dispassionate.


     


    More wary than a wanderer.


     


    More dangerous than a tinkerer.


     


    Yet as light as a feather in an updraft.


     


    Time, once again, to be undaunted - as warrior.

  •  




    one week later.

  •             



                                            ~Dreamland Dam~


    Of all sexual aberrations, chastity is the strangest.
    -Jacques Anatole Thibault


    Perhaps the strangest sexual aberration is being 'an authority' on sexual aberrations.  Trust me.  I know what I'm talking about.
    -nfp


    The only unnatural sex act is one which you cannot perform.
    -Alfred Kinsey


    Hence, there are no unnatural sex acts.  The box office opens at six.  The performance starts at seven.
    -nfp


    There is hardly anyone whose sexual life, if it were broadcast, would not fill the world at large with surprise and horror.
    -W. Somerset Maugham


    For this matter, the world's a small place.  I think the fabric of interstellar space itself would be warped by a play-by-play account of my antics.
    -nfp


  • end of run.

  • There’s something about running in the cemetery.  After 4, 5, 7 or 10 miles…finally bursting up the hillside, defiant of desolation, and drawing that final running breath so deeply that a bet could be your lungs will burst. Yes, that final breath that hurts so much.  And then you realize that the pain and the depth of that breath is what sets you startling apart from the stillness all around.


     


    "Humans are awfully good at running, and they have exceptional endurance, " Bramble said, "and they are the only primates that engage in this kind of weird behavior -- which is why we asked ourselves how this could have happened."


      Running 'key to human evolution'


     



     


      picture of Homo erectus, from alien archive, 2 million y.a.

  • Don't be taken in by Fake Virgin Mary Toasted Cheese Sandwiches !



    Clearly, this is a Toasted Marilyn Monroe.

  • If only everyone so "filled with life" was also "filled with love".   Such a tragic non-concordance in our world <flashbacks, graphic imagery>.  Or isn't it?

  • I feel like I haven't written forever!


    Don’t you love it when a xangan says that?  It’s been ‘like’ 3 days, and you, as an objective reader, have a good grasp of that timeset.  But the prodigal xangan seems to feel it’s been time without end.  It’s almost like the blogger has felt bereft of a romantic lover, where the separation of hours turned into lifetimes and the chasm of a few days into an eternity.


    And…then.  To be back.  After the forever of 3 days.  So strange.


    The act of re-emerging from a cocoon of non-xanga reality back into the Garden of Xanga can be awkwardly orienting.  Am I going to fit in?  Has xanga so changed in my absence that I no longer have a place?  Maybe the old “they-all-moved-on-without-me-as-a-cohort” syndrome kicks in.  Maybe those childhood feelings revive of when you were sick for a spell and the class bandied-on like a driven herd to greener academic pastures to leave you in a field of nothing but your own non-informing, bed-sore denuded roots?


    But…


    Maybe you don't want to ruck around  with the crowd anymore.  Maybe you have discovered  the solitude amidst denuded things to be most interesting.  In your absence, you've found a new fascination with tears, breaches, rents, gaps, the wrenching open of the earth, and the embracing abyss…which would beckon you by name, except that it blackhole-sucks so hard that even its hypothetical voice is part of the swooshing-in tingle that you feel, but can't hear.


    You’ve succumbed to darkness.  Even ‘abandoning hope’ is way back ‘there’.  There is no return.  Only neverwhere.



    And not even the Witness Protection Program could do you this good.




  • Just a little celebration of late-fall midwest sunlight and colors.


    top, reflection from Dreamland dam.


    middle, hydrangea yet greenful.


    bottom, a rabbit?

  • My blog will be going PROTECTED soon and you will need to SUBMIT for acceptance to read it. (Ain't this what all the coolest xangans are doing???)


     


    Only the first 250,000 worthy applicants will be accepted.  Thereafter, I will become INVISIBLE to all the remaining unfortunates.


     


    You know who the HATERS of NOTFORPROPHET are!  After I go protected, I will post a list of all my haters! (which, by coincidence, will turn out to be everyone except the first 250,000 to beg me for inclusion.)


     


    Within a month of my blog going protected, it will be obligatory that those of you accepted also go protected-only on your own blogs AND ADMIT ONLY THOSE CONCURRENTLY ON MY MASTER PROTECTED LIST.  Any deviants will be dropped from the master list and added to the list of HATERS.


     


    Once we are all PROTECTED together, I will unleash a scourge (scripted BLOG BOMB) upon Xanga that will destroy all blogs not in the fold.  This will ‘plow the highway', so to speak, allowing the CHOSEN to go UNPROTECTED once again to reinvent Xanga in my image and likeness.   ALL HAIL!


     


     


    "ONCE YOU HAVE ACCESS TO MY PAGE AND THE PROTECTED POST, THE LIST OF THE HATERS, INCLUDING SOME OF THE BIGGER FEATURED CONTENT WRITERS, WHO HAVE SUPPORTED THE HATERS WILL BE REVEALED, INCLUDING THEIR ADDRESSES"


         -blackcat69

  • Unlike its neighbors in Dreamland, this tree alone remains:


    vibrant, seasonally-defiant, peak.


     



     


    Like me running like a lone wolf into the twilight,


    It’s a freak.

  • A Dreamland Two-Part Play

    As I watch the sun set through the trees....




    ...it watches me rise in the same:





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  • While walking through these woods, I came up to 3 feet upon a 5-point buck.  Surprised, he jerked his head up from grazing and huffed at me.  I huffed back.  Then, as he ran off, I drew an invisble arrow, set it upon my invisible compound bow, and shot true.  Invisible meat for the whole tribe last night.


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  • In Dreamland, the wind blows a chill that even my post-run metabolism can’t entirely dispel.


     


    The cemetery gates.   close.     


     


    I dare to seize a timeless vision.  Defy I shall all tme forever. 


     




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  • Of xanga mysteries and xangahistory


    xangelic sighting: Jewels, a highly emotional, soul-searching blogger, and the very first xangablogger to draw a large and appreciative contingent of female readers, has obviosuly been around lately. 

    How do I know? Her blog, though still deserted of posts, has become infected with the last (latest) xanga blogworm.  And that couldn't have happened unless Jewels had been touring about reading (other infected) blogs while logged in. 

    Her last posts were in 2001 and she disappeared shortly after unrelenting, vituperative attacks by
    James who cruelly labelled her an "emotional black hole" and accused her of merely "sucking" off of her gentle readers. Go here for an insight into this and other tidbits of early xangahistory.


    btw, going to Jewels site should pose no risk: the blogworm is currently inert and non-infective, yet those that have disinfected themselves from before still display symptoms.


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  • The hardcore graphic pornography that's infecting Xanga is disgusting.  Just this, for an example:  xCharmed_Lifex


    Simply perusing the profile pics of one of many sex blogrings emerging prompts a vicarious mix of desirous vomit:


    * Join my new blogring: *SEX: Hot Pics From Hot Chicks :SEX*


    If youre a girl:


    Lately, I've been seeing a lot of xangas similar to mine..... hot chicks who LOVE sex. We're just getting started but we will grow. There are tons of female nymphos out there. Hope you join!


    If youre a guy:


    You like hot chicks right? And hot chicks with hot pics.... even better right? Then Join! We have tons for you to look at.


    Yep, it all violates Xanga's Terms of Use.  Are they doing anything about it?  My guess is that they (John, et. al.) view it already as uncontrollably out of hand and that they find themselves unable, due to lack of resources (i.e., manpower), to proactively shutdown these sites.  They, undoubtedly, feel a need to pick their battles and probably reserve their efforts to respond to complaints where they feel others have been genuinely stalked, harassed, harmed, or threatened.


    But it's just a matter or time, if not already, before hardcore child porn follows on the heals of this crap.  Especially if the excreta, as typified above, is allowed to pose mainstream and boast of Featured Content while pandering blogrings.


    So I propose these measures for the Xanga Powers that be (I would call them xangods, a term I invented, but John is not enamored of the term):


    1) Take me on as a volunteer to screen at least Featured Content for the really hard core stuff.  Not a tasteful boob here.  Or a cute ass there.  I mean really raunchy explicit sex-act graphica that lures perverts readily onwards and is at the heart of the internet's billion dollar pornography industry.  That is, from the perspective of hyper-lewd, the "good stuff" that you'd have to pay for on most other pornography sites. (yes, 'other' has become, sadfully. a necessary descriptor).  I'll submit discreet daily reports with evidence to Xanga Abuse of what I feel steps beyond bounds.  Then let Xanga decide.


    2) Make a rule (and enforce it) to ban anyone who clearly depicts genitalia as a profile pic.  I'm talking about penises, balls, clits, pussies, and asshole shots..  After all, these pics can show up on highly public pages like Featured Content and Newly Updated.  That's my territory, too, and I'm offended by that vulgarity and demand its banishment.


    3) Steer clear of shutting down blogrings altogether unless the ringleader just happens to warrant removal and then it's unavoidable.  Pornographic verbal descriptions, stories, etc.?  Don't even go there.  That is, hands off.  Otherwise, I'm out of here, too. 


    What do you all think?


    (And, yes, I'm going to invite John to read this post.)


    update:  John has already responded in the comment area.

  • Wow.  I'm President Bush's only subscription.


    *twinkle*


    One need not be an expert in art, architecture, history


    or horticulture to recognize and to appreciate Lake


    View’s value and wonder. Grace and beauty abound


    in Lake View’s art, monuments, sculpture and


    architecture. Scenic beauty is the fabric of Lake View’s


    placid lakes, its winding roadways, its groomed lawns


    and its woodland vistas. There is a certain majestic


    quality found in the towering trees that patiently stand


    watch over Lake View’s landscape, while providing


    habitat, food and shelter for abundant wildlife. Every


    bit of what I saw that first day, from the monumental


    architecture to the flower beds and lawns, seemed to


    be woven into a picturesque landscape tapestry. What


    impressed me most favorably that day were Lake


    View’s woodland trees. I was moved by their massive


    size, their venerable old age, their grand statue, and


    their great number.


    If art takes on added value with age, certainly the same


    must hold true regarding Lake View’s grand old trees.


    One might only expect to find such fine old specimens


    on estates or in arboreta in the Boston, Philadelphia or


    Long Island areas. Lake View’s woodland and garden
    landscape is unmatched in this part of the country.


         -Dreamland newsletter


     


    *twinkle*


     


    I've been carrying around a memory stick in my pants pocket for the last month and I have yet to use it.


     


    *little star*

  • " Oh! You cursed brat. Look what you've done. I'm melting! Melting! Oh, what a world! What a world! Who would have thought a good little girl like you could destroy my beautiful wickedness."



    Check out the 'beautiful wickedness' above.  According, to a new report  due for release Nov 8th by the eight-nation Arctic Council, which includes the United States and consists of 250 international scientists, the Big Meltdown is well underway.  One model predicts that, if you were born today and lived a normal lifespan, you'll live to see not even a single icecube floating in the water up yonder by summer 2070.


    This surely leaves polar bears and Inuits on thin ice.  But the Bush administration  will, no doubt, refuse to take any pre-emptive action since polar ice cap melting will render huge reservoirs of currently nearly-inaccessible Arctic oil (25% of known world oil resources) newly economically exploitable.


    I'm still waiting for the Antarctic to check in with its current melting projections.  If it melts just as quickly, where are we going to ship all the disenfranchised polar bear and Inuit to?  Not In My Backyard!


    *pic snatched from http://7art-screensavers.com


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  • MY latest coolest xanga playthings: Custom Private Modules:


     


    ·Don’t ask about the cRACKER.Just know that it’s a work-in-progress, it’s all mine, and it’s better than the rest.


    ·My alter-xanga list is just getting started and will eventually be expanded.  Offers immediate access to viewing personal ‘other resources’.


    ·The xTracker is something public that you can take a look at.  But beware. Though snazzy with razzle-dazzles it has some drawbacks:


    o Limited, self-curtailing log (only last 200 entries).


    o Prone as a domain to exceed bandwidth and then shutdown abruptly (has done that before, will probably do it again. Especially if YOU sign up ).


    o The ‘Private Module’ information (shown) of others may actually be publicly accessible if you ‘know-how’ and can make some educated guesses.


    o It ‘misses’ some hits.I’ve carefully compared it to something ‘better than the rest’ and it is lacking


    ·         You may observe that I’ve also recently ‘privatized’My Blogrings and the Posting Calendar.  Clutter.   Pure clutter.


    ·      You can have as many custom private modules as you like. I’m about to create two more: 1) Xanga Brats and Bitches—a slowly-growing list of xanga assholes that I want to remind myself to avoid. 2) Addictions—a short list of xangans I like to (must) visit multiple times dail y.


    ·      Actually, JUST REMEMBER: you can make the modules private to browser view (convenience, aesthetics, general privacy) but you cannot hide your script source code perfectly (source security, true privacy).  Hrm....On the other hand, maybe i won't have the Brats and Bitches and Addicitons lists until I figure a better way to keep you snoopy-snoops out.


     


    Code for creating custom left modules:  http://s7.invisionfree.com/xblog/index.php?showtopic=2975    An example of my adaption is here .


     


    Code for “privatizing”  any left module: here !


     Both will need some configuration/customization (not for faintly-code-hearted mere cut-n-pasters). 

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  • I was sixth in line when the polls opened this morning.  My daughter was fifth.  Some guy that looked and talked like Michael Moore was right behind me.  I hadn’t realized that genetic cloning had advanced so far as to impact elections!


     


    I had hoped my polling place would be computerized.  I had a xanga script on a memory stick that I wanted to upload to the pollbox so that I could leave my candidate a comment and eprops.  But, no-o-o, I was handed that little handled tool that doubles as a weapon to punch eyes out.  I punched the hole 3 times for my candidate—just to make sure there would be no hanging ugandas lingering about.  But while doing so, I got the weird notion that my ballot was actually a voodoo doll and the punch was a needle that I was sticking into my candidate.  I nearly switched over to needling the other candidate—to give him a good jab and show him how it feels.  But I refrained: too many liberias spoils the ballot.


     


    Vote.  But never forget: politics is war by other means.  If you hate war, you should hate its bastard twin, politics, too.  Engage in either only out of true necessity.  Never indulge in either for any reason whatsoever.  Just as a true warrior is never a warmonger, a true citizen is never a politician.  Vote intrepidly, envision a brighter future, but loathe always all that remains odious.

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  • I just don’t understand why banks don’t stay open late on Halloween to hand out treats.


     


    What does it mean if I find a penny in my shoe heads up?


     


    If it’s been more than a month since you’ve found a rock in your shoe, you haven’t been out hiking enough.


     


    If your childhood was a pill, would you swallow it with a) water, b) a beer, c) swallowing gel, or d) force it down the throat of your worst enemy?


     


    (What the hell is swallowing gel?)


     


    Terror has been around as long as warfare.  In fact, ALL wars embrace terror.  Hence, anything called “a War on Terror” is akin terminologically to a “Campaign against Crusades”.  In the past, to distinguish our terror from their terror, we instead called ‘them’, not terrorists, but Barbarians (named after Barbara, the strange one). The only problem with that now is that Conan is one of us.


     


    If you were stranded on a deserted tropical island, and you found a buried chest that contained an originally-wrapped 40-year-old Twinkie and a 40-year-old rusty can of SPAM, which would you eat first?                        Answer: It’s a tropical island: eat the coconuts.


     


    Put a clothespin on your nose.  Put a straw in your mouth and keep it there with your mouth shut for a day.  Now try to breathe and eat.  See how lucky you are.


     


    I’ve got plenty of nothing.  Want some?

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