Google's blog service Blogger is now providing audioblogging for free.  That's right: call up from anywhere in the real time of your most depressing moment or your most exciting life's high and record with a blog link for eternity (or at least until the internet falls into neglectful disuse). 

My first audiblog  was March 1, 2003, but I had to pay for it back then.  Comic Tom Green is BIG on audio blogs and features his, along with standard written posts, here.

Here is how easy it is, step by step, to audio-copy  from your Blogger blog to your Xanga blog, thus, in effect, bringing easy and free, if not entirely automated, audioblogging to Xanga:

1) Get a Google Blogger blog, heh.  www.blogger.com   Follow directions.

2) go to http://www.audioblogger.com/step1.php  and sign up for Blogger audioblogging. Follow directions.

3)  call  661-716-2564, SPEAK! and... Follow directions.  heh

4) go back to your audiopost on Blogger, 'Edit HTML' and 'copy' the whole code.

5) come back to your Xanga, click on 'Edit HTML' and paste the code. That's it!

After initial setup, steps 3) thru 5) are all you'll need to do to post free audioblogs to Xanga.

In other news...

I went to the slave market this morning and there was a helluva sale going on but unfortunately I had forgotten my wallet at home...

Here's a pic of me just prior to my last alien abduction...

Bastards all...