Condy grabs the headlines:
`There was no silver bullet that could have prevented 9/11'
- Rice to the Commission, Apr. 8th, 2004
What she meant to say is:
`The Lone Ranger wasn't riding then.'
But will there be a sliver bullet the next time? Ah, that's the question!
And in response to that, I quote myself (Apr 4): 'So, when I procure it, I shall place my anti-terrorist weapon under my pillow, dream lucidly upon the silver bullet in its chamber, and psychically target the dracularized demon of nightmare muslimized destruction that's threatening to visit a theater near me and you soon.'
Now where the hell is Tonto?
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