March 22, 2004

  • There was once a blogger who was desperate for a job. He couldn't find one anywhere so, in his desperation, he went to the circus. The owner told him he didn't have a job for a blogger, but pointed to a bear costume in the corner of the room and said, "If you get in the bear costume and learn how to walk the tightrope, we could pay you $800 a month." The blogger needed the job, so he learned to walk the tightrope in costume.


    The day of his debut finally arrived. The ringmaster told him, "Look, I've seen you practice, and you're good. But whatever you do, don't look down, because there is no net beneath you, and the lions are in the center of the ring." The blogger walked on the tightrope and was feeling confident. But halfway across, he couldn't resist looking down. Suddenly he felt dizzy and fell off. He landed in the center of the ring, and the lions roared and started to claw him. The man shriveled up in his costume and thought, "God! This is the end." Just then the lion closest to him looked down, lifted up his mask and said, "Don't worry. We're all bloggers, too."

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