My goals for today were:

1)  Get stronger.
2)  Get faster.
3)  Get thinner.
4)  Get richer.
5)  Get wiser.

My accomplishments so far:

1)  Slightly.
2)  Marginally, on the last lap.
3)  Foodless so far.
4)  Unmeasured. Probably a draw.
5)  Off to ponder this.