February 4, 2004

  • Just about a year ago, I set forth three preconditions of approval for a war in Iraq:

    Just before ‘old style’ war is declared/engaged, if the American Administration is interested in my full support, I’ll require:

     

    1) A
    convincing presentation of some of the evidence that the Administration
    says it has ‘proving’ that Saddam still has the lethal weapons that
    he’s used in the past but now disclaims ownership of.
    2) A
    general explanation of why insurgency and guerrilla warfare efforts
    encouraged and supported by our Special Forces were and would remain
    ineffective alone in toppling Saddam.  How much time, money, and effort
    were spent?  In other words, did we really make a genuine effort to
    avoid a conventional war by pursuing this alternative?
    3) An
    account of intelligence attempts to assassinate Saddam and why they
    have failed.  How many attempts were made?  How many of Saddam’s
    doppelgangers (doubles) were killed instead?  How many of ‘our’
    assassins were compromised or lost their lives in these attempts?  In
    other words, did we really make a genuine effort to avoid a
    conventional war by pursuing this alternative?


    Well, the Bush Presidency has failed on all three counts.  On the
    contrary, the best-ever-handled President (with largely unseen
    political handlers at the reins) has proven to be a ruthless expediter
    of whatever and only what is politically advantageous to his
    Party.   I hereby spit on his forehead and demand his
    ouster.  

    Couldn't we just leave the White House vacant for
    four years?  Let the ghosts of past Presidents residing there take
    control?  Employ trustworthy pyschics to convey the instructions
    of what the communion of Presidential ghosts want to be done?  I
    hear B. Franklin clamoring for a White House bash with lots of fine
    wine, women, and song.  And G. Washington just whispered to me
    that he wants to be protrayed with a contemporary hairdo on the one
    dollar bill.  T. Roosevelt just  suggested, a la Janet
    Jackson, that all future male Presidential candidates drop their pants
    and flash their balls--he's convinced  that none of them have
    any.  And T. Jefferson  is crying for a presidential decree
    to declassify all matters of alien visitations and alien-gleaned
    scientific knowledge. 

    And that would just be Day 1 in the
    'Ghostly White' House.

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