January 31, 2004

  • Mentioning the *unmentionable*…


    #1  So you think you’re a butterball.  Come here, baby, sit on my lap and let me baste you properly.


    #2  I am a creature of the Sun: a solar entity am I.  Shoot me full of moonshine and I’ll surely go insane.


    #3  I stumble through days, I rumble through months, and tumble through years.  I pay as little attention to time as possible.  I refuse to let it meter me.


    #4  Sex is an engagement of genetically combative significance, a battleground of contending genomes stealing participatory prurient pleasure, coupled, despite the Linnaean outcome.  Yet know this: I am your battlefield general.  And you’re the reason that I’m waging war.


    #5  If between every paragraph I post here, I drink 4 ounces of beer (as, at the moment, in the Barking Spider Tavern I am doing) , I’ll be drunk by #10 (paragraphwise) .  (note to self: be ye as prolific as all the unwitnessed starshine cast intrepidly into space.)


    #6  ‘SuperBowl Sunday’ is not ‘Sun’day.  The Sun doesn’t really give a shit.  Who was the greatest athlete in the year 1004?  Right,  And in the year 3004, this SuperBowl will probably come to the threshold of consciousness of no one at all, barring improbably some geeky de-hormoned historian.  Tomorrow, make Feb 1 a special day for you.    Take notice of the SuperBowl, but only as you should the phase of the moon.


    #7  I’ve never licked anybody else’s fingers without knowing exactly where they’ve been.


    #8  Somewhere right now a creature is freezing to death somewhere in America in a forsakenly frigid back-alley.  I care.  I really care. 


    #9  I want to salt you.  May I pillar you?  I love you so much.  Some even say a ‘Lot”.


    #10   Given the currently known gamut of the human condition, indefatigueable eroticism is as curiously rare as an unconquerably cascading intellect.  Strangely enough, I personally believe they are mutually reinforcing correlates.

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