December 2, 2003

  • DaimlerChrysler's Dodge unit is sponsoring a pay-per-view "Lingerie Bowl" during half time of the Super Bowl Feb. 1, that will feature models dressed in lingerie playing a seven-on-seven tackle football game, according to a published report.
                -CNN


    How disgusting.  Who's going to pay $30 to watch a grogeous half-nekkid quarterback stick her hands up to the flashing hiney of a gorgeous helf-nekkid center?


    I can hear the broadcast-mic play-calling in the huddle now...


    Red-headed Quarterback: "Okay, let's run the Slant Right Rock."
    Blonde Full-Bosomed Halfback: "Which one's that?"
    Red-headed Quarterback: "Don't you remember? !  It's the one where all the linegirls slant block to the right and you just run through the hole up the middle."
    Blonde Full-Bosomed Halfback: "Okay, but what's the hole's name, I mean, what's her number?"


    Boys At Home:   har   har   har   har   *while spitting up beer*


    Seriously, if I could, I'd hijack the program and feature instead a "Save the Wolves" educational promotion .


    And the $30 bucks?   I'd rather dish out slightly more, $39.90 to be exact, and spend it on a GreenPoint,  one square meter (10 sq. feet) of soon-to-be-greened land in Queensland, Australia.

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