Resting on a stone after a run.  About the only time I don't have this backpack on my back or within 30 yards of me is when I run.  It is a Targus laptop bag and typically holds my two laptops (one a mobile server and the other a lighter workstation), a book (currently The Great Gatsby), my digital camera, a USB hub, extra laptop batteries, extra camera batteries, an extra cell phone battery, various CD media, a USB lamp, various cables to connect everything for remote wireless access, and occasionally, my webcam (when mobile) and a couple of beers.

Some asshole retired cop has been locking up the cemetery early lately (it is supposed to close in the 'offseasons' of fall and winter at 5:30 PM.  I got locked in last Friday even though I was at the gate at 5:28.  Today I waited around the gate starting at 5:20.  Sure enough, the jerk arrives and starts to close it at 5:27 even though he can see me and others with cars still inside.  He's supposed to drive around and warn everybody of the closing schedule, but doesn't bother apparently.  I'm going to report his lazy retired ass to the cemetery association on Monday.  I actually confronted him today and forced him to admit it was only 5:29 and he said: "Okay, 5:29, fine.  It's closed.  Now get going."  

The poor bastard doesn't realize who he's fucking with.