The men’s room at the Barking Spider is simply deplorable.  How dare they operate a facility with two light bulbs burnt out?

This tree is taking the 'Fall' season a little too seriously.

Funny thing about ‘Arnold’:  When he was a kid, his dad constantly beat the crap out of him.  So he swore that someday he’d become strong enough to make his dad, just at the sight of him, stand down.  And he did.  Then as a teenager, in looking at pictures of American weightlifters in magazines, he pointed at each one and said that someday he’d beat them all out.  And he did.  He was also known, as a young man, to boast that someday he’d be a millionaire.  And he is.  He also boasted back in Austria that he’d go to America and become a movie star.  And he has.  But his last and greatest future claim is yet unfulfilled:  That someday he’d become the most powerful man in the world.

But what if… 1) He proves to be a boldy competent administrator, and 2) the national economy gets on a roll and California’s financial woes fade, and 3) the constitution is changed to allow foreign-born presidents?  hrmm? 

But for some the real question will then become:  How badly do we want a Kennedy (with Conan in Camelot) back in the White House?

(By the way, talk about Arnold becoming Governor is not new.  I foresaw the occasion more than a year ago )