I believe that the substance injected into mummies to preserve them is related to the cream in a Twinkie!

Did you know that all the Popes get mummified?  Twinkified with a shelf-life one day short of forever.

Burn out and decline
or
Rise and shine?

That is the question.

"Well, I woke up Sunday morning with no way to hold my head that didn't hurt.  And the beer I had for breakfast wasn't bad, so I had one more for dessert..."

 -Johnny Cash

*tips a sunday morning beer to Johnny*

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I like to make waves.

(from a Category 5 Wave-maker)