Why do only male turkeys gobble?

And why do male bees (fatherless half-clones of the queen) only have a sexual function—no sting, no honey?

And why do we say “Mosquitoes bite.”  when it’s only the female mosquito with the need to nourish her sac-bound young with our blood that so gruesomely predates and feeds?

What of Carlos Casteneda’s report of Don Juan’s (the Yaqui sorcerer) claim that 99% of all the beings in the entire universe are female? 

And why are 2/3rds of all Xangans female?

hrmm…

*wonders if female Xangans make honey*

One year later...and I'm feeling exactly this way again :

I have nothing I should complain about.  Really.  Even the matter of having absolutely no sex life.  Hey, at least I got my mind.  It seems to me, everyone out there screwing and fucking around is absolutely mindless.  They’re like tumbleweeds  ripped by the vagary of desire out of the ground and now just bouncing and howling around.  My mind, on the other hand remains profound, prolific and as pendantly obtuse as a giant sequoia unbothered by the bitching breezes of lust.  Maybe it’s all a matter of sinking my roots, and not shaking my branches.

Or maybe not.