November 25, 2002
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It's "too" quiet at work today. *bursts some bubble wrap* Too quiet. Almost conspiratorial. *chews on bubble wrap* Almost as if everyone has whispered "Shhhh!", let's listen for the next sound that he makes. *bangs head against bubble wrap laying on the table* It seems like almost a parasitically-induced quietude sucking off of my energy-being. *sits on bubble wrap and bounces up and down* Waiting for me to expend myself in energetic blunder. *stands on buble wrap and shifts weight to induce a flurry of bursts* As if the workplace is now harboring vitality-vampires posturing to suck my activity-blood. *bursts bubble wrap right next to ear* Oww! That hurt. And now my ear is ringing. Where's the damn warning labels on these compression bombs? *silently begins piercing the remaining bubbles with a pin and subversively squeezes their air out*
Comments (71)
That should fool the eavesdroppers, unless you squeeze too hard and get a squeak.
You better hope the Society to Protect Bubble Wrap does not see this shit, NFP.
must....have....bubble wrap.....!!
The loud tick-tock of my clock is the only sound I hear (other than the clicking of the keys as I type).....
So many fun things to do with bubble wrap it seems.....hmmm, *looking....for....bubble wrap*
AH-HA!!!! Yup, this oughta keep me busy the rest of the day!
maybe you need a safer version of bubblewrap
~wondering~...What was "wrapped" in the bubble wrap?????????????....RoseMary
tape it to the bottom of your shoe, walk around (carpet doesn't work too well, however) and mimic everyone's confused looks. see how long it takes before you're "caught."
=)
Bubble wrap is good clean fun. Fun for the whole family.
Sounds like you're having almost as productive of a day as I'm having.
Come do what I do every day, and you'll NEVER say it's too quiet again!
...hmm.....where is that box with all of the bubble wrap that showed up here a few hours ago.....
i could use some bubble wrap. have something i need to protect. can you pass some over the top of your cubi to me??
...or is he just being paranoid?
time for a run mate!
Now what next?
Sounds like someone needs a vacation...
"Got Milk" isnt quite what I had in mind. But Im sure Ill say it one of these days. Although it will have no great bearing on anything in partictular. Although I am wishing and hoping that what I *do* want to say will have a great impact on one persons life as well as my own sometime soon.
On anyother note, no more coffe for you dude. Put the plastic stuff down. Please..
-Laura
funny...
well at least you manage to keep yourself busy!
Good thing we've got a break coming!
Have a good one!
i can picture the scene so well. LOL
notforprophet
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