October 31, 2002

  •      Holy Weenie!


     


     


     


    And what am I ‘going to be’ ?


     


    A wide-eyed, too-horny, flyin' purple panty eater!


     


    Well I saw the thing comin' out of the sky
    It was way too horny with lusty bug-eyes.
    I commenced to shakin' and I said "ooh-eee"
    It sure looks like a purple panty eater to me.

    It was a wide-eyed, too-horny, flyin' purple panty eater.
    (wide-eyed, too-horny, flyin' purple panty eater)
    A wide-eyed too-horny,flyin' puple panty eater
    Sure looks strange to me. (panty?)

    Well he came down to earth and lit in a tree
    I said Mr. Purple Panty Eater don't eat me
    I heard him say in a voice so gruff
    "If you're wearing purple loungerie, you've got the right stuff!"
     


    I bet a lot of you come here today expecting 'another nfp-cemetery' post.  No way!  I wouldn’t be caught headstonedead in a cemetery—but if you’re really hankering for a samhain cemetery adventure (my live-from-the-cemetery halloween blogs of last year) go here.


     


    Have a Super Samhain! 


    (...and for all Christians, Have a Holy Ghost!)

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