Day: October 25, 2002

  • If...(and this isn't such a BIG 'If' since forensic labs have apparently determined that the rifle seized from the DC sniping suspects' car is the murder weapon)...if, indeed, the presently-apprehended suspects are found guilty (with a trial commencing upon 11/9--the inverse of 9/11--and lasting, barring surprises, no longer than a few months), then I now scream for the death penalty for both of those bastards with execution by the very same life-defiling rifle they were using to snuff the rest of us. 


    One bullet each.  .223.  To the forehead.  From 300 yards. 


    But I would not want to forever torment a conscience-ridden government marksman with this executionary rite.  So instead, I'd mandate that the first execution consist of a single, deadly, unerringingly-targeted bullet squeezed off by the robotically-controlled trigger finger of one of the two (probable) murderous convicts themselves.


    I really don't give a fuck which one goes first.


    Imagine...a totally muscle- and reflex-controlling robot that would strap down one of these two condemned men with the utmost unflinchingly exactness and  precison.  Forcing, with cold, unyielding, steel restraining clamps, his involuntary ocular vision to look down the rifle's sites.  Forcing, by an irrepressible time-released spring,  the previously well-practiced murderer's trigger finger to squeeze off just one more round...*splat* : a perfectly flat penetration, one-inch centered between and above the eyes of the other hellbent co-conspirator...thereafter no longer alive.


    Then imagine exchanging roles, with the yet blood-oozing deceased one's hot corpse strapped into this  precisionally-programmed executionary machine. Forcing his lifeless finger now onto the trigger that just snuffed him.   Having his glazed-over targeting eye now directed in a forced stare: blankly, murkily down the sites of the murder weapon. And having the directive robotic exoskeleton execute, without discrimination upon demand, another spring-triggered, finger-accompanied *splat* to the cross-haired forehead of this other lingering, condemned, heretofore-living terrorist who was once his co-conspirator's most trusted buddy but, now in death, is both his co-murderer's proxy-executioner and proxy-executioned. 


    Just imagine...such a media-hyped 'If'...


    But, instead, purge yourself of all the hate.  Breathe deeply.  Hold and hug someone you love.  And live and let go of the darkness.

  • Do you really want to change me?


    Okay, then rearrange me:


    Rearranging the letters of 'notforprophet' gives:

    Hot, proper font.                       Poor theft porn.
    Front to hopper.                       The of porn port.
    Front or the pop.                      Front other pop.
    Torn forth pope.                       Theft pro porno.
    Front hope port.                        Froth torn pope.
    Forth porn poet.                        Proof then port.
    Proof north pet.                        Froth porn poet.
    Open forth port.                        Proof pro tenth.
    Pop! the torn for.                      Front per photo.
    Font hopper rot.                        Froth open port.
    Forth porno pet.                        Opt prone forth.
    Pot prone forth.                        Front to her pop.
    North of topper.                        Froth porno pet.
    Proof 'n' the port.                     Hop report font.
    Prone forth top.                        Forth on topper.
    Torn of prophet.                        Hop font porter.
    For or tenth pop.                       Not. Fort hopper.
    Opt prone froth.                        Froth prone pot.
    Froth prone top.                        Toner pop forth.
    Forth or net pop.                       Forth or pop ten.
    Then of pro port.                       Opt the for porn.
    The for porn pot.                       The for porn top.
    Froth on topper.                        North of pro pet.
    Proof thorn pet.                        North fort pope.
    Pop forth tenor.                        Froth pop toner.
    Pro the pro font.                       Font or prophet.
    Eh! Pop! front rot.                     Hop or front pet.
    Phone fort port.                        Froth pop tenor.
    Froth or net pop.                       Froth or pop ten.
    He front pop rot.                       Tenth of pro pro.
    On forth pro pet.                       On theft pro pro.
    Opt per north of.                       North of per pot.
    North of per top.                       Oh! front topper.
    Of 'n' the pro port.                    Fort or then pop.
    Pro froth on pet.                       Opt on per forth.
    Pot on per forth.                       Forth 'n' poor pet.
    Theft 'n' poor pro.                     Fret photo porn.
    For 'n' hotter pop.                     Fort nor the pop.
    Throne pop fort.                        Of thorn topper.
    Fern pro hotpot.                        Nor theft or pop.
    Her pop font rot.                       Forth on per top.
    Hot for porn pet.                       Hop rent of port.
    North, pert poof.                       Hot rent pop for.
    No! forth topper.                       Front to per hop.
    Opt on per froth.                       Froth on per pot.
    Froth on per top.                       Troop forth pen.
    Forth or opt pen.                       Forth or pot pen.
    Froth 'n' poor pet.                     Nth of to proper.
    He front pro opt.                       He front pro pot.
    He front pro top.                       Pop! then for rot.
    No! froth topper.                       Pro forth to pen.
    Of thorn pro pet.                       Eh! front pro opt.
    Eh! front pro pot.                      Eh! front pro top.
    Oh! front pro pet.                      Fort thorn pope.
    Not re pop forth.                       Froth troop pen.
    Forth pen or top.                       Forth 'n' pope rot.
    Torn poof Perth.                        Eh! font pro port.
    Not pop her fort.                       Fort 'n' to hopper.
    Of hen port port.                       Pro froth to pen.
    Of horn port pet.                       Opt of per thorn.
    Pot of per thorn.                       Not proof Perth.
    Opt pro her font.                       Pot pro her font.
    Front hot re pop.                       Ho! front topper.
    Not. For prophet.                       Eh! Pop! torn fort.
    Fort on prophet.                        Fort per photon.
    Froth not re pop.                       No! forth pro pet.
    Froth pen or opt.                       Froth pen or pot.
    Froth pen or top.                       Froth pope 'n' rot.
    No! theft pro pro.                      Of Perth to porn.
    Hotter fop porn.                        Pro per hot font.
    Font tho proper.                        For 'n' per hotpot.
    Fern photo port.                        Fro opt the porn.
    Fro pot the porn.                       He torn pop fort.
    Poor forth pent.                        Of thorn per top.
    Font pro her top.                       He pro font port.
    Oh! opt per front.                      Oh! front per pot.
    Oh! front per top.                      For 'n' the pop rot.
    No! froth pro pet.                      No! opt per forth.
    No! pot per forth.                      Forth 'n' pro poet.
    Hot, pert of porn.                      Oh! font per port.
    Nth, proper foot.                       Fro torn the pop.
    Rent forth poop.                        Then opt pro for.
    Then pot pro for.                       Froth poor pent.
    He opt fort porn.                       He pot fort porn.
    No! forth per top.                      O! theft pro porn.
    North of to prep.                       North of to repp.
    Pert poof thorn.                        Report Nth poof.
    Poor font Perth.                        Fret pro photon.
    Fro pop or tenth.                       Eh! opt fort porn.
    Eh! pot fort porn.                      Froth rent poop.
    Of 'n' per hot port.                    Fret hop to porn.
    Ref hotpot porn.                        Then for pro top.
    Nth, pro poofter.                       Front hoppe rot.
    Tref photo porn.                        Fort hopper ton.
    No! opt per froth.                      No! froth per pot.
    No! froth per top.                      Froth 'n' pro poet.
    Opt of 'n' her port.                    Pot of 'n' her port.
    Nth poof porter.                        Proof potent rh.
    Ho! front pro pet.                      Eh! fort porn top.
    Oh! fort porn pet.                      Eh! of 'n' port port.


    Damn.  I'm kind of worried by all the 'porn' up there.


    Hey, but I kind of fancy being the 'Froth-porn Poet'


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