If you've seen this bear...

or any bear even remotely resembling it, please call your local FBI office immediately with the following information:

*appearance
*whereabouts
*activities it engaged in
*apparent co-conspirators
*immigrant status

News Flash: The FBI has issued an alert to 350 law enforcement agencies in the southwest and Salt Lake City for potential Valentine teddy bear bombs after a suspicious transaction at a Wal-Mart last month....The FBI said a clean-shaven male, possibly of Middle Eastern descent, purchased nine Valentine teddy bears, 20 inches tall, and 14 canisters of propane, 9 inches tall, small enough to fit inside the teddy bears.

Also be prepared to spit and take immediate cover should you encounter a box of terrorist chocolates packed with gooey nougat centers consisting of delicious C4 plastic.

Happy V-day via Xanga, y'all

In celebration of the Xangalympics spamfest, I bring you the original, founder-spamming, notorious Bianca Broussard, now with an ascetainable identity.  Not only that...omg...she's a he cause she has a wang! :

www.biancabroussard.com

Registrant:
  Wang Chuan Sheng Q9034785@ms7.hinet.net 886 917557860
  Wang Chuan Sheng
  2F, No. 30-2 Kun Min Street
  Taipei,Taipei,Chinese Taipei 108

Are you getting shunned, dissed, or ignored for Valentine's Day?  Before you commit a crime of passion, go to www.shoot-it.org to perfect your skills!

It's great being a guy if you work in an office.  I mean, I'm wearing precisely the same outfit I wore to work yesterday, and no one gives a damn.  If anything, remaining identically dressed from one day to the next is seen as a virtuous expression of constancy and steadfastness for a guy.  But if you're a gal, watchout!  Wearing the same outfit will get you tagged as an unthinkably drab, unfashionable neanderthal hussy-bitch.  This, at least, was the sentiment a girl in my workplace just related to me--ya agree, disagree?

When nothings clicking on Val's Day, it's time for the guys to get together:

Dear Stephen, I hope that you have been well, as I have, and that we can see each other soon and maybe visit our "club."  

I have attached 7 Microsoft word files to update the web site with.  If this could be done at your earliest convenience it would be greatly appreciated.

Are you free this Wed or Thurs evening to get together? I can also then pay you your semi annual $500 and we can toss down some beers.    Thanks, and all the best.

Dan

oooo -- dryadsage has a knockout read on Val's Day.  I myself, will express my own heart (choose one) a) -felt, b) -less sentiment later...

Damn the cam!   I had to take the cam down yesterday due to maintenance on its server site.  It's back now--but hey, stop knocking my bird--that parrot is a mighty pecker of which I am most fond!

I just noticed that when I highlight ( left click hold-down and select ) the entire *xanga* text in my last post, I bear an eerie similarity to the silhouette of Darth Vader.  Hey--I like that!  LOL

btw, to avoid the damnable accolade that I have too much time on my hands (I don't), here's the website that assisted me in my image-to-text creation: http://www.text-image.com/