October 23, 2001


  • How many of us know John Hiler? Who?  Ah!  But he knows us, knows Xanga, knows all the secrets!  Why?  Cause he's a spy?  A voyeur?  Hell, I don't know nothing except that he's the CEO or technical guru of Xanga or sumpin! 


    Hey, John killed Bianca!  Or was it a vote by committee?  I'll never forgive him--Bianca was just about to tryst with me! SOB.  But I guess she had to go seeing that she was bitchin the place up.


    Now time heals all wounds, right?! LOL Didn't time make them in the first place?! LOL


    Here's John leaving his first remark on yesterday's post:


    nfp, i think we have close to 40k members now...  that alphabetical list started to be too much of a strain on our servers.


     Wow...40,000 Xangeroos..that's one Xangeroo per 4,924 sq. miles of the earth's surface!  Impressive?  Oops..wrong statistic...hrm... Wow...40,000 Xangeroos...that's one Xangeroo almost every 1000 feet of the earth's diameter!  We could all line up and almost scream daisy chain to one another..ah...if we could manage to keep the magma out of our mouths.


    Here's John's  second comment on yesterday's post:


    btw, as for "most propped blogs of all time", we took that out because it became something silly that people competed for.  i noticed some people creating fake accounts just to prop themselves to the top of the most propped blog entries list.  there were some people with over 20 fake personalities - it was getting ridiculous.


    when we restricted the "most propped blogs" to just 24 hours, i noticed that people didn't try to game the featured content list...  that's why we cut it out.


    i love your conspirary theories though - they are much more interesting than the truth!


    Fake accounts?!  wtf  Okay, John , no names, please, please!
    *whew*
    *20?!  giggles at John's understatement*


    Conspirary theories?  Yes!  Note that John did not say *conspiracy theories*, i.e., purported reports of plots of dark intrigue, either--and that's not because there's no spell checker on comments, right?!  No, no!  A *conspirary theory* is a spiraling convolution by continuing proximation into a helical truth eminence. 


    Why, thank you, John!  I had no idea you had transcended to the transparent realization plain of my conspriray transmissions!  And to think that I thought that you got 1/1000th of a cent for every eProp we spent! 


    Oooh...now there's another speculation: how many eProps are there in ePropLand (wouldn't it be cute on the Xanga homepage to see a running total like on one of those population counters for the incrementing population of the earth?) ...and who got the millionth, 10 millionth, 100 millionth, billionth??!!


    Hungry eProppers want to know!

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