I Don't Want No More Snail Mail!!!

Damn mis-anthrax-popes and their postage stamps!  They're fascists I tell you--fascists!

LOL   Senate decides to halt mail after Senator gets an anthrax-laden letter.  WTF  I say stop my mail today!  All I ever get anyway is bills and junk--and they're killing me sure as the anthrax would.

Hey...all this Death-by-Mail gives new meaning to the Dead Letter Office now doan-it??!!

Anyway, with Halloween coming, guess what?

Yeah?  That Reeses cup handed out in the front yard of that dark house by the Faerie God Mother?  Yep!  Osama bin Hershey in disguise!!  Crap!

Definitely, definitely DO NOT send me any candy in the mail or even candygrams, damned landsharks--I never did like then no-how!