January 6, 2001

  • This ditty is nothing but a tribute to Laura, the sweetest and most kick-ass girl around....


    Laura’s Butt


    Laura’s butt leaves Laura’s face
    …something…
    and its no disgrace.
    Born with freckles that weren’t spread out
    Her butt is what its all about.
    God made a choice¾behind or face:
    Bum got freckled,
    Mug unspeckled.
    Other freckled girls wonder
    Why the hell
    Their faces couldn’t have
    Turned out as well.
    Well, God loves a joke
    As an exception to His rule:
    And that’s why
    Laura’s face is cool.

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